Two scenes, both good to look at
I've been waiting since George of the Jungle to finally see Leslie take it off. She delivers in The Change Up. The first, about twenty minutes in, she is topless while breast feeding a baby. Normally, this kind of thing isn't sexy, but this is Leslie Mann. Great breasts-great lighting, and duration about ten seconds. Her second scene, about 30 minutes later, she is trying to seduce the man she thinks is her husband. We see both tits and ass. The tits don't like right and may have been CGI. Still, Leslie is dropping her robe and twirling. Like the first scene, good lighting and about ten seconds in duration.
Seduction scene-HOT !!
Olivia told everyone that her nipples were CGI added for this scene, but the scene is hot as hell. I give it only three stars because there could have been more. Anyway, you see her from behind as she undresses. This includes a great view of her ass in a thong as she bends over to take off her pants. You see the thong hit the floor too. Swivel the camera around, two seconds of the breasts, then she puts the guy's hands on her tits. The fun ends there because the guy really isn't-well, I'd have to give away the plot.
DVD alert Rolling Around in Bed
About twenty minutes into the movie, Mila has a five minute stretch where she's naked, climbing in or out of bed, or rolling around. Her butt double does have a two second scene, but the duration of Mila in that bed, plus the activity-well, the photography had a lot of swift cuts-very much an ADD view of sex in a bed, but on DVD we might see a boob or two in silhouette. I give the scene two stars because it is Mila and she's having sex-sex sounds. Me likeee
White trash violence scenes
For the amount of nudity involved, I'd give four stars, but the film is poorly shot in grainy black & white, and all of the nudity has violence involved. Lee Holland is a looker, but she plays a small town slut/prostitute in the mid 1960's in the South. Her natural DD's are first seen for ten seconds at 28:30, when a biker is trying to rape her. At the forty minute mark, her mams come into view when she takes off her shirt and throws it at her rescuer. Briefly topless at 42:00-when her dad catches her with her rescuer (a black man-Scandal-this is the south). They come into view again at 49:40 when she's trying to clean up. Finally, there's a two minute topless scene (1 hour, 17 seconds) when her dad beats her, and she stabs him in return.
Body Double Alert !! (Unrated Version reviewed)
Alanna plays Naomi in this spoof on Hooters (the restaurant). At the one hour and eight minute mark, her character drops her halter top. It's a body double because 1) You see breasts, and not breasts and face in the same shot. 2) The body double has a noticeable mole on her right shoulder-which Alanna doesn't have. They are nice mams, and in view for twenty seconds, but it's a waste of a movie. Don't waste your money.
Bountiful nudity-well lit. God Bless Anne Hathaway !!
To add to the prior review. The first nudity takes place at the 20 minte mark as she pops out a tit for the doctor. Well lit, but only lasts a few seconds. The second nudity comes at the thirty minute mark. She walks in his apartment, wearing only a trench coat. She drops the coat, and we see her, waist up, for a few seconds. Again, well lit. She drops to the floor, but we see her really nice tush for a few seconds as she didn't realizes that her BF's brother is on the couch and saw everything. The next nudity comes at the forty minute mark. Topless, on top having sex with her BF. The scene actually lasts three minutes, but we only get a few shots of her boobs or butt. At one point she's on all fours, facing the camera. From the lighting, she's either shaved, or had a close trim on her kitty. Finally, at the fifty seven minute mark, we get a very brief look at her boobs. God Bless Anne Hathaway.
Dancing around fake vampire
Adriana plays one of three female vampires dancing topless around a pretend male vampire. The scene starts at 1:08:34 and lasts two mintes. The scene is well lit, but it lacks eroticism as this movie is trying real hard not to take itself seriously.
Topless dancing around pretend vampire
Desiree plays one of three female vampires dancing topless around a pretend male vampire. The scene starts at 1:08:34 and lasts two mintes. The scene is well lit, but it lacks eroticism as this movie is trying real hard not to take itself seriously.
Topless dancing around pretend vampire
Rudita plays one of three female vampires dancing topless around a pretend male vampire. The scene starts at 1:08:34 and lasts two mintes. The scene is well lit, but it lacks eroticism as this movie is trying real hard not to take itself seriously.
Amazing Eye Popping Nudity Confirmed !!
My eyes almost fell out when I saw that imdb confirmed that it is indeed Alyssa who appears in the first episode of this TV series in 1990 (it was on from 1986 to 1990). Anyway, Alyssa plays the very jealous and secret lover of some wealthy female. Since Alyssa was born in 1972, she must've been only 18 when she appeared. She was quite pert and this was pre implant. Anyway, at the 9:45 she appears topless in bed with the woman (all the scenes are well lit). The scene lasts 35 seconds. She's also topless for 20 seconds at the 10:50 mark, and five additional seconds at the 17:20 mark. Finally, at 18:15 she's topless and stays so until the 19:25 mark, where she gets up and walks over to the fireplace. She takes off the petticoat and we get five seconds of very round bottom. Then, she turns and goes full frontal (a full chewbacca) for five seconds while walking to the bed. We get a few more seconds of pert breast, then her lady makes her get dressed and leave. For the doubters, don't forget that Alyssa was quite burnt out with Who's the Boss (not appearing often) and was frequently traveling internationally about this time.
This film is a no holds barred look at polygamous cults and their use of underage girls as commodities-used as "secret brides" in return for favors-all in the name of religion. Fifteen year old Avery runs away from home to keep from being married to the nearly geriatric, but very lecherous "prophet". She runs, luckily, into the arms of a Special Forces Colonel who has to fight many levels of beauracracy to expose the cult. For purposes of this site, the nudity comes at thirty minutes into the flick when Avery sheds her Mormon undergarments and burns them in a fireplace. We get a minute's look at her bare backside and a couple of peeks at her very firm breasts.
CGI Nudity-Truly Disappointing
Several years ago, when Christina covered her entire right breast with a tatoo of a bluebird, I remarked on the board here that she had really screwed her marketability-unless the director was willing to invest in CGI. Well,the director of After.Life did invest in CGI. The first reason I know this is because Christina is a walking advertisement for Tatoo Magazine, with tats on her shoulders, ankles, back, and breast. We see all but Chistina's crotch in this flick, and no sign of a tat. Now on the other CGI stuff. Christina's first nudity is at the three minute mark. This is the only scene where you actually see Christina's real breasts and nipples. Christina's nipples are brown-the same shade of chocolate pudding. The nipples we see after the three minute mark are both the wrong color (light tan) and wrong configuration (someone else's nipples). Christina has a quick topless scene at the 45 minute mark. At one hour, she's finally fully nude (hold on poonhounds, no bush). We see about five minutes of full nudity between the 60 and 75 minute mark. We see her ass twice and get to see those CGI tits bountiful times in that 15 minute span. We see her face and breasts in the same shot, but at one point, you can actually see the "photoshop" lines where they cut and paste someone else's breasts on her. If you don't mind CGI nudity, and you're a Ricci fan, get the DVD when it comes out. Sad, sigh.
Hot tub sex scene
Actually, I give 3.5 because A) She's stunning, B) Her sex scene is well lit and C) Lasts thirty to forty seconds. I would give four stars, but she's only topless (bottom half under water). Anyway, Jessie's sex scene comes forty minutes into the movie as she rides a guy in a hot tub. I like that she repeats her character's name three times so that we can properly research her and properly credit her here. Jessie's got some nice natural hanging C cuppers. Her sex scene is the only time we see her in this movie and since it's only for a sex scene, Jessie should think of posing in a major men's mag to increase her "exposure" (so to speak). The movie itself, is kind of a throwback to the great T & A movies of the 80's, but Jessie's breasts and sort of a brief topless scene are all we see in this flick-it wouldn't have hurt to have more skin. On a scale of one to five, I give the movie itself a 2.5-some laughs, some skin, and harmless fun-just too much whining by the main characters.
See Through Wet Underwear (DVD reviewed)
At the 1:56:30 mark of the movie, Jill walks out of the surf in a white cotton bra and girdle, typical of the women of the day. Even though the movie is in black & white, you can see her nipples through the bra. Her nipples are present for ten seconds in a well lit day scene on the beach. If you do a freeze frame function the second she stands up in the water, you can also see her short curlies through her girdle. Jill is a real cutie. It's too bad this is the best we ever saw of her.
Flashing the Chicks Gone Crazy founder
Rob Schneider plays a guy just like Joe Francis-the Girls Gone Wild founder. At 11:00 minutes into the movie, Kyra is one of two sorority flashing her mammaries as he gets off the bus in front of a sorority house.