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Maria Bello's Sexy Filmography
Movies this celebrity has appeared sexy or nude in...
|2010||The Company Men||2 Reviews|
|2010||Grown Ups||2 Reviews|
|2010||Company Men, The||0 Reviews|
|2005||The Sisters||1 Review|
|2005||History of Violence, A||8 Reviews|
|2003||Cooler, The||7 Reviews|
|2002||Auto Focus||4 Reviews|
|1998||Permanent Midnight||5 Reviews|
nudity reviews for Maria Bello member submitted
Topless for a second
Just to correct the previous rating. It's not much nudity, but the scene is nice, and I have seen worse American movie nudity.
Maria Bello gives a brief look at her tiny titties about 40 minutes into this movie. She's in bed with Tommy Lee Jones and gets up, a move that is edited to show nothing more than partial buns. In the bathroom, though, she turns around in good light to show her chest for about a second. At 43, Bello seems to have lost weight and is more flat-chested than ever. No stars for the unerotic editing and Bello's unimpressive boobies. Still, fans should enjoy the brief glimpse.
Ms Bello's four year-old still enjoys being breastfed and there are a couple of brief scenes where she obliges. In the lengthiest, we see the sides of her left breast, with the nipple itself obscured by the kid's head (lucky devil!).
breast feeding? Really?
the previous reviewer does not understand that a topless scene involves nipples. There were none here, nor would we expect any from a Sandler movie; therefore this review should never have been posted. (Nor should this movie have been made; it was absolutely awful.)
All too brief full frontal
There are two steamy love scenes, both adequately described in the earlier reviews. However, not much flesh is shown in either, although we can see Maria's pubic hair underneath the sheer panties she is wearing prior to the first scene. The true nudity comes at about 1:10, and it lasts only a few seconds, perhaps 5-10. However, we do get a full view of Maria's lovely bush. The scene occurs after she and Viggo Mortensen have had torrid sex, and she is somewhat angry with him for his deceptions. She walks through a door with her robe open at the front, with her bush fully exposed. Her breasts are hidden by the robe. She turns and walks to her right, then turns again to face the camera, and we see the full bush again. If the scene were longer, I would give it 4 stars, but its brevity forces me to limit it to 3.
Let me briefly describe Maria's bush, which appears to be one of nature's works of art. Maria appears to have trimmed it on the sides, but otherwise it is untouched. It is bushy and abundant, completely untrimmed on the top and front. It is especially erotic because it belongs to one of the hottest actresses around. I think the reason she is hot is because, in addition to her sensuality, Maria exudes intelligence. You know right away that this is no bimbo. Thank you, Maria, for feeding my fantasies! You are my dream woman.
Two sex scenes
There are two very different sex scenes between Maria (Edie) and Viggo Mortensen's character Tom. I the first, she dresses as a naughty cheerleader and although the sex is graphic, the nudity isn't--a good shot of great legs in semi-sheer panties, though.
The second scene is very different in tone (might not be to everyone's taste) and we get to see the side of her buttock and shapely leg. Very shortly after that scene is concluded, we get a brief full-frontal view of Maria in an open robe.
(Frontal, Breasts) Maria is sizzling...
Maria is a total fox. In the begining of the film she dresses up as a cheerleader to turn-on her husband. They later 69- but their cloths keep us from seeing anything graphic. Still very hot. Then a little more than midway into the film she and Viggo engage in a brutal, scorching consummation on a staircase. While she is clothed during it, we see her-post scene- in a lose robe that briefly but clearly reveals frontal and a third of both her breasts. This woman is both sizzling hot and a fine actress.
Very sexy, realistic performance
The two scenes are well described by the previous reviewer. However, they are a little sexier then the description would lead you to believe. In the first scene Maria is wearing an old-fashioned chearleader outfit. As she stands in the doorway she lifts the skirt and you can see her pussy through very shear panties. At the end of the second scene you get an open robe shot. Its really just a flash but I found it to be very natural and very sexy.
lower frontal nudity
Maria Bello is a very pretty lady. We have seen her butt in The Cooler and her breasts in Duets. In this movie, she solves the third and final piece of the nudity trifecta by showing us her nice, hairy bush. The carpet does not match her blonde drapes (the carpet is brown), and that makes the scene even cuter. She walks out of the bathroom in a white robe after the second sex scene on the stairs. Be ready, because the scene is brief and you'll miss it if you are looking away. The robe covers her breasts, but her bush is exposed in very good light. It would be a 4 star scene if it were not so brief. This is a GREAT movie to get on DVD - you will wear out your pause button.
Much has been said about Bello's sex scene with Mortensen but she gets *** for her brief open-robed frontal shot. Get your pause button ready.
Not that I'm complaining
Maria Bello offers a hint of bush in sheer panties early in the movie, then has sex on the stairs without showing much of anything after one of Viggo's spasms of violence. Then, for no particular reason in a following scene, Bello pauses with her robe open, giving us a nice full frontal of her tight little bod. Although Mario Bello's breasts are too small, they're reasonably cute and she's not totally flat-chested. Bello's bush looks very attractive and blondish to match her obviously dyed hair. Your pause button will come in handy, because this scene comes completely out of left field. There's no reason for the nudity when it occurs, but if you sit through the rest of this showy but hollow movie, you deserve a consolation prize.
GET IT RIGHT!
Why can't anyone simple a follow rule of entering a movie title PROPERLY by putting the year of first release AFTER THE TITLE?
3 nude scenes
The first nude scene - the best by far - is the second sex scene between Maria & Macy. The camera starts on Maria's face and then cuts to Macy's head at her crotch. Her trimmed dark bush is visible in good light for a couple of seconds, though her co-stars head obscures the lower part and preserves her modesty. Macy then moves up her body, the camera panning up her body to show off her shallow brown-nippled breasts. Macy then asks her for a favour - he wants them to pretend to have really noisy sex, banging on the wall, to take revenge on his neighbour who's done the same to him. Camera cuts to Maria and Macy on their knees bouncing on the bed and banging on the wall with backs to the camera. Good view of Maria's full buttocks with a degree of jiggle before she falls backwards on the bed flashing her bush again.
Second scene has Maria on the bed naked with her legs drawn up to her chest. One nipple of a point little breast is just visible.
Third scene has Maria and Macy in bed talking. Maria rolls on to her back and her small breasts are shown off again in good light.
Also worth mentioning - though not strictly nude - is the first sex scene. Maria keeps a tight white body on throughout this, but her perky nipples are clearly visible through this. The body has a thong-cut at the back and the director - mimicking Macy's gaze - fills the screen with Maria's tanned bumcheeks nad the little strip of cloth between them.
All comments refer to the UK theatrical release which - based on comments by Maria Bello in a UK film magazine (either Empire or Hotdog) - appears to have slightly more nudity than the US R-rated release.
boobs, butt, and hint of bush
She looks like a young Sharon Stone to me. You see her holding William Macy's penis, you see her boobs, and you see her butt for quite a while in good light while she pounds on the wall with William Macy (dear Lord, this woman has a nice ass....you will never see a better ass than this). Then, you briefly see her trim bush when she falls back onto the bed after banging on the wall. This probably deserves 3.5 stars, but it is not quite 4 star material.
QUOTE From (Cleveland) Plain Dealer, Jan 24, 2003 about William H. Macy and Maria Bello
(QUOTE) ... Their affair is chronicled with astonishing frankness. Both actors display quite a bit of naked flesh to go with the naked emotions. (END QUOTE)
First off, Maria Bello is GORGEOUS. She's nude in a number of scenes in the film, but most of them are post-coital, so you don't really see a lot, although it's obvoius she and Macy are nude when they're in bed with each other. In one scene you see her small breasts for a moment, but you get a lot of her ass. Not as tight as you'd expect, but okay. Her face more than makes up for it. There's also a number of great sex scenes, although this gorgeous woman having sex with Macy, who is 50-years old and looking every second of his nerdish self, is a bit disconcerting. There's this one scene where Macy is going down on her, and you see her face, that's fantastic. For fans of Bello, this film rocks.
You're being hustled
Like the nudity in "The Cooler," flat-chested Maria Bello may sound hotter than she she really is. Bello is pretty but not beautiful, and physically well cast as a down-on-her-luck cocktail waitress with a bad dye job, hustling because she couldn't make it as a showgirl. Likewise, this movie hits a lot of nudity checkpoints, but often manages to show the minimum. Despite that annoyance, if you're a Bello fan or into asses, it is worth checking out. About 40 minutes in, Bello's little right boobie pops out of her lingerie as William H. Macy gropes, but Maria Bello has less than a handful so it's swallowed up in his hand. About 41 minutes in, we do see her little boobies and a brief but clear view of her dark but nicely trimmed landing strip. That would qualify for 4 stars, but I deduct one because the sex scene ends immediately. Instead, we get rear views of Bello and William H. banging on the motel room wall to simulate hot sex and annoy the neighbors. It bothers me. Maria Bello does have a decent butt, although not as toned as William Macy's. But the scene is a waste of erotic momentum. We get two more quick looks at Bello's OK but under-developed bosom, at about 1:01 and 1:13, but neither goes anywhere. Of course, we see 4-star reviews here for people who are not nude at all, so I can't gripe too much. Just don't expect any sexual extravaganza.
ok ok dont yell at me for this one but after coyote ugly and how she looked i expected more.Her age definetly shows her ass has wrinkles her hips are huge and her tits are very small.Yeah we get some good glimpses macy plays with her tits like he is looking for ripe tomatoes plus he sucks on her left tit.You get two really good glimpses both she is on her back also you definetly she bush if you pause
Getting a breast massage from Colonel Klink
Maria plays the actress who played Ingrid on Hogan's Heroes (and eventually married co-star Bob Crane). In one of Crane's dream/nightmare sequences she walks into a "scene" being shot, hops up on a table and gets her top pulled down by the actor playing Werner Klempner/Klink. He then rubs her breasts for the rest of the scene. You don't get to see much because his hands are in the way. She doesn't have large breasts but she's very attractive. Too bad the scene isn't that good.
Hypocritically protective of its male leads, Auto Focus nevertheless makes one of its female leads show a little bit of booby. Unfortunately, a little bit of booby is all Maria Bello has. Flat-chested bottle blondes don't do much for me, so Bello fans might want to give this scene, at about the 52-minute mark, a full star. But even those who like 'em small may find this brief scene unsatisfying.
Bob Crane has a fantasy about a 3-way between Col. Klink, Sgt. Schultz, and Ingrid, Klink's Secretary. She strips down to lingerie and gets on the table. Klink pulls down her top and feels up her breasts. You see the top of her kraut tits with pointy, almost arrow tipped nipples. The actual skin time is very brief. Great legs in fishnet hose.
i dont know what the other reviewers saw i saw a back that was about it.If there was another movie i would like to know!
Quick nipple glimpse
As she is getting dressed we see her topless from behind. Then as she's pulling on her top we see a shot from the front of her beautiful tanned breasts and lovely brown nipples - but it's very quick and then it's all over.
To all other reviewers! That's the answer: I'm from Germany and I saw the film in german TV. You can see for some seconds Bellos (no BodyDoubles)Breasts frontal well lit! I think it exists a US-Version (without Frontal Breasts) and an Euro-Version (with frontal shot)of this very good film! That's common practise for the release of a movie. Very famous example: Eyes Wide Shut!!! For all Americans: get the British Edition, I think it's - like the German Edition - the Euro-Version.
over the shoulder shot while changinge
The camera is at her back the whole time so there isn't much to see
Near the end of the film, Maria has a love scene (with Ben Stiller, I believe). During the scene we get to see Maria's bare breasts at times. Maria is very lovely and beautiful, and her breasts are no exception. However, there isn't really a whole lot of exposure.
Love Scene with Ben Stiller
This scene takes place at 1:15:08 into the movie
Bare breasts during sex
Maria is an attractive woman, but all we get here is a brief and somewhat shadowy view of her breasts near the end of the movie. Hardly worth mentioning.
brief breasts in love scene
Lovely Anna from ER bares her breasts in a love scene with Ben Stiller. It's kinda dark and pretty fast, but I'm glad she did it!