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Fiona Richmond's Sexy Filmography
Movies this celebrity has appeared sexy or nude in...
|1977||Love Trap||1 Review|
|1976||House on Straw Hill, The||3 Reviews|
|1974||Barry McKenzie Holds His Own||1 Review|
nudity reviews for Fiona Richmond member submitted
Through 3/4 of movie--above and beyond call of duty
Although she does not look like Sarah Jessica Parker, she has that same quality of not looking all that hot dressed, but once the clothes come
off (especially with a blonde wig), she is god's gift to the male libido. Details, Details! First she is nude in a shower, the camera
tilts up from ankles, to big heart shaped butt anb nice smooth back. She may look overweight, but as we shall see later, this is just a bad camera angle. The camera then titls down and shows a pair of gravity defying mini-pumpkins that almost seem to have no visible support. Then we get to see her large, matted love triangle as mr camera returns to her ankles.
Brief tits for boys when her penoire is "accidently" ripped off. Then she is in a blonde wig and evening dress for what must be the best strip tease since Sally Rand. She shimmies out of the white dress to reveal an extremely firm heart shaped ass in a g-string (thong). Both
cheeks are deliciously delineated from the rest of her body. She then lies on her back with her hips thrust in the air as she coaxes off the
g-string to reveal side long glances of her thatched love triangle, and that fabo muscular ass and athletic legs. She then stands up with a
feather boa and buff hers labia with it (lips not shown) and she gives us a full backal of her rapacious back rack and scrunches her fabo glutes.
Then on her knees to show her tits and marvelous crotch tendons while flashing glimpses of her
mairy triangle. (Hold on to your wankers, because it may explode).
Boy friend takes off her lacey bra and reveals those tits again and rips off her panties, so she is down to stockings and garters. Brief
tits as she lies in the bed and lots of firm bare buns in a mirror while he fiddles with her sex crack (no lips shown). In a fantasy sequence, she bends over in a french maids uniform and shows her lacy underalls up her skirt. Then she and 2 other french fries (both gorgeous and thin by the way) then strip to stockings and garters and show tits and muffs, and asses. The girls then ride on top of him and/or do some minor Lesbo touchy feely. She does a brief missionary, just flashing some tits and legs and the sequence ends. She is in a blonde wig again and is a "Nazi Commandant" and forces two RAF girls in
uniform to strip out of their uniforms to completely naked, she then is stripped from her nazi uniform to completely naked. During the
fake licking action, one of the girls gives a very brief flash of pussy lips from the rear. Finally while in a tub, she shows some soapy love sponges. You get another brief view of her weird water melons when she gets out of the tub. Also while walking by a pool she passes 4 girls in chaisse lounges who are naked (tits and crossed
legs and long expanses of thighs only)--they appear later in another scene, briefly.
Lesbian encounters with Linda Hayden
No one in their right mind, or even slightly out out of it, would go so far as to call Fiona Richmond a great actress. Famed for her faux memoirs in the porn magazines owned by then-boyfriend Paul Raymond, her appearance in this movie (originally known as Expose, but presumably adjusted to jump aboard the Straw Dogs controversy) is easily overshadowed by the performance of the enigmatic Linda Hayden and the creatively constipated Udo Keir. Having rejected Keir, Hayden makes a pass at Richmond, who reacts as though her libido had shifted up several gears whilst leaving her brain in neutral. The final seduction is almost mechanical, rather as was the way Richmond desported herself in an earlier scene with Keir, twisting upon the bed and moving a leg up to hide her public hair with the skill of a finishing school alumni sliding herself out of a low-slung sportscar in front of twenty photographers. Deeply average, and those curious breast - which appeared to have been formed in a pudding bowl - do not help in the least.
not my cuppa
Richmond is nude, beaver flashes, early on with her boyfriend the novelist, and near the end has a topless lesbian makeout scene with Linda Hayden. I don't find her particularly attractive and her fake breasts are a turn-off for me, but fans will want to check this if they haven't seen it.
Should have stayed on the blacklist
Fiona spends a lot of time showing her fake-looking tits and bum humping Udo Kier (who insists on wearing rubber gloves, and I can't say I blame him) in this once-banned British shocker. She also does a lesbian scene with Linda Hayden where she gurns so badly it looks like a failed audition for a zombie flick. I must have a cut version as it's hard to believe she hasn't shown her fanny yet. We do eventually get a clear look at it, but she's being stabbed to death at the time so it is not erotic.
Brief topless (0:15)
Fiona plays a stripper in a nightclub in Paris. She and Nell Campbell have undressed out of Renaissance-style gowns and she's whipping Nell while she talks to Barry Crocker in the audience. When he jumps onstage Fiona starts whipping him, and in the process she's seen briefly topless.